I'm not gonna lie

I love sleeping. I love sleeping so much.

My bed is so comfortable, dreams are way more interesting than reality, tired all the time.

Sleep.

I like sleep more than sex.
Not that I **cough cough** would even remember what it's like, and I'd probably be too tired anyway.
I like sleep more than music. More than being awake and conscious. More than breathing and living.
I like sleeping even more than the burger king on 17k. Sleeping takes away all my problems and invigorates this unrepressable optimist for another day. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

And by the way, I'm fine everyone, thanks for asking. No I'm not. Just kidding.

Right?...