You are LIGHT-YEARS behind the internet, you provide no context, you spend all your time on stupid bullshit, you fearmonger, you manipulate, you ignore important stories, you waste my time telling me things I already know, you do those stupid bullshit manipulative teases to get me to watch weather reports 2 and 3 (which tell me exactly the same thing as the first weather report), and you are so full of yourselves that it never even occurs to you that a story so cliched and trite that YOU laugh and comment on how it's the same every year is A COMPLETE AND TOTAL WASTE OF MY TIME -- EVEN MORE SO THAN YOURS! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AT LEAST GET PAID FOR THIS SHIT!